Warning: If you ever catch yourself thinking "Hmmm ... I wonder what's new in the world of Performance Art?" you are certain to find out quickly. This just happened to me, and the answer is "A young art student has 'married' her car." The bride wore white. The groom wore a massive top hat. Here is their wedding photo. (A million years in front of a keyboard and odds would still be excellent you'd never dream this sort of thing up.)