Wordless Wednesday - Happy Thanksgiving?

Atom Suit: Project: Desert 1, 1998
© Kenji Yanobe

It is time to cook a turkey at my house. Let's see, was that one hour at 950°F, or 7 hours at 350°F? Hmmmm. It seems like one of those methods always calls for hazmat suits ... if only I could remember which one ...

(Yes, of course, I am [1] joking and [2] an ace turkey cooker. Oven mitts, Darlings, not protective gear with rebreathers. Plus, my kitchen never gets as hot and/or geologically gripping as the surface of Mercury. Quite. Want to know what's really going on here? Click on the image!)

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